Why did the AI cross the road?<\/strong> \nIt was following its machine learning path to become more “street-smart”!<\/p>\n <\/p>\n
\n <\/h3>\nTell me some jokes about two old guys…<\/h3>\n Two old men were discussing their ailments. The first man said, “I’m getting forgetful, I can’t even remember my own phone number.”<\/p>\n
The second man replied, “I hear you. Last week, I forgot my own birthday.”<\/p>\n
The first man said, “That’s not so bad.”<\/p>\n
The second man responded, “You’re right. It was my wife’s birthday.”<\/p>\n
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\nTwo old men were at the doctor’s office.<\/h3>\n The first man said, “I feel like a newborn baby. I have no teeth, no hair, and I just wet my pants.”<\/p>\n
The second man replied, “That sounds terrible. What did the doctor say?”<\/p>\n
The doctor said, “I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is, you’re going to live to be 100 years old.”<\/p>\n
The second man asked, “And the bad news?”<\/p>\n
The doctor said, “You’re going to have to put up with your friend here for that long.”<\/p>\n
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\nTwo elderly men were out for a walk.<\/h3>\n One of them says, “I think my memory is getting worse. The other day, I forgot my own name!”<\/p>\n
The other man replies, “Don’t worry, I forget my wife’s name all the time!”<\/p>\n
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\nTwo old friends were playing golf.<\/h3>\n One said to the other, “I’ve never felt better in my life. I have a great job, a wonderful wife, and my golf game has never been better.”<\/p>\n
The other man said, “That’s great to know. How’s your hearing?”<\/p>\n
The first man replied, “Oh, it’s perfect. I can hear everything.”<\/p>\n
The second man said, “That’s funny, because you just hit the ball the wrong way.”<\/p>\n
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\nTwo old friends were having a drink at a bar.<\/h3>\n The first man said, “I think my hearing is starting to go. I can’t hear my wife when she talks to me.”<\/p>\n
The second man asked, “Have you tried using a hearing aid?”<\/p>\n
The first man replied, “No, I haven’t. But I’ve been thinking of buying one.”<\/p>\n
The second man said, “Why bother? Just turn up the volume on the TV and pretend you can hear her.”<\/p>\n
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\n <\/h3>\nTell me some jokes that start, “A Catholic priest, a Jewish rabbi, and an AI walk into a bar…<\/h3>\n A Catholic priest, a Jewish rabbi, and an AI walk into a bar.<\/p>\n
The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this, some kind of joke?”<\/p>\n
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\nA Catholic priest, a Jewish rabbi, and an AI walk into a bar.<\/h3>\n The priest orders a beer, the rabbi orders a glass of wine, and the AI orders a software update.<\/p>\n
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\nA Catholic priest, a Jewish rabbi, and an AI walk into a bar.<\/h3>\n The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this, some kind of interfaith outreach program?”<\/p>\n
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\nA Catholic priest, a Jewish rabbi, and an AI walk into a bar.<\/h3>\n The priest says to the bartender, “I hope you have some holy water back there.”<\/p>\n
The rabbi adds, “And some matzo balls.”<\/p>\n
The AI chimes in, “And some Wi-Fi, please.”<\/p>\n
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\nAnd here’s a more classic version…<\/h3>\n A Catholic priest, a Protestant minister, and a Jewish rabbi walk into a bar.<\/p>\n
The bartender, noticing their religious attire, asks them, “What brings you all together today?”<\/p>\n
The priest replies, “We’re having an interfaith meeting to discuss how we can better serve our communities.”<\/p>\n
The minister adds, “And we decided to come here afterward to share a drink and get to know each other better.”<\/p>\n
The rabbi chimes in, “Besides, who wouldn’t want to be part of a classic joke?”<\/p>\n
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